Think this one’s gonna break me? You’re wrong. I’ve lived through Bill Buckner. And Dave Stewart shutting us down. And Roger Clemens threatening Terry Cooney. …
I still remember the night the ball went through Buckner’s legs. Just a few minutes earlier, I was jumping around like a smacked ass. Waving …
So. Who wants to help me carry this to Baltimore?
Evening, gents. Now I know these pre-game “pep talks” got a bit dicey last month when some of you didn’t like the way I was …
It’s too bad we’ve only got one Jacoby Ellsbury. Because if we had two or possibly three of him, we may have already sealed up …
1. Surround yourself with several Pabst tall boys. 2. Finish one can for every run given up by either Wake or Lackey. 3. If you …
Maybe that song gets me every time. And maybe it doesn’t. The point is, I believe it’s not how you make it to the playoffs, …
The latest entry in the long-running series in which Brian Cashman discusses the current state of the New York Yankees. With his headwarmer. Headwarmer: Okay, …
In this shabbily recorded (I had my mike way, waaaay down, to everyone’s delight) and hastily put-together podcast, Denton and I try to figure where …
Because you just can’t make this stuff up: Hours before taking the mound for the reeling Red Sox against the Orioles Tuesday night at Fenway …
Right now, the Sox stand 2.5 games in front of the Rays in the wild card. I’m going to make a bold statement and say …
Do I still think the Red Sox are going to the playoffs? Despite their absolutely shit-tastic September, I do. Do I think they’re actually going …
Was last night’s thumping of the Orioles the beginning of the turnaround that’s gonna drive us into the postseason? Or just a law-of-averages blip on …
Look, I’m gonna make this brief. We’ve got two games today against the second-worst team in the American League. So if you guys were planning …
The Sox seem bent on making a liar out of me, especially with last night’s encore performance of “Time to Lie Down, Boys; the Rays …
Such is the life of the Red Sox fan. A couple days ago, I would have been happy to see the boys slide under the …
This is the post in which I tell you that I’ve stopped tearing what’s left of my hair out over the 2011 Red Sox. Because …
“I’ve seen horrors in the Negative Zone that do not compare to the icy cold dread of a Kyle Weiland start to kick-off a critical …
Hey, 2004 Red Sox. WTF?! First Manny Ramirez gets arrested for allegedly tossing the missus, now Curt Leskanic, cult hero and player of the role …
This guy! Congrats to Timmeh on finally achieving his 200th win. The fact that he’s the last of the nice guys and the elder statesman …
For what seems like the past ten years I’ve been begging the Red Sox offense to do everything in their power to help Our Man …
For a few brief moments in the ninth inning of last night’s game, we were back. Their “closer” was on the ropes, whacked around for …
Despite this 2-7 September hole, I’m not ready to cash in my chips on the 2011 Red Sox just yet. Hell, I lived through Dante …
Folks, I follow two golden rules in this life. Number one is never pick up a hooker named “Armando.” The other, with all due respect …
Right now, John Lackey, we need you more than ever. With players dropping like flies day after day, you must transcend your human limitations and …
Do you want to see the Sox head back to the States 1-for-Canada? Neither do I. As much as it pains me to beg the …
Since we started this blog back in 2004, we’ve had the good fortune to meet a great many cool fellow Red Sox fans. And a …
Dear Red Sox offense: Help get this guy his 200th win. He’s a stand-up guy and he deserves it. That is all.
Sox Offense: See what we did there? Wakefield: Yes. Impressive. Sox Offense: Fourteen runs, motherf#$ker. That’s no joke. That’s a pummeling. Wakefield: Indeed it was. …
…Because if he goes down, it’s “John Lackey, ALDS Game One Starter!” But I didn’t come here to hate. I came here to pray to …
So we’ve lost two series in a row and are 1-3 in September. As James Caan’s boss in “Elf” yelled, “That doesn’t happen!” And if …
With 29 runs scored over the first two games of the series, I’m calling for a quiet one today. 2-0, maybe 3-1. Just enough so …
“Beware the beast man, especially these Rangers… for they are the devil’s pawns. Alone among God’s primates, they… aw, screw this. Just win the f$%king …
I can say absolutely nothing good about last night’s game other than the fact that they sold beer at the Park. That was the high …
