I’m not going to sit here and pretend to be the world’s greatest sports bettor, but I can tell you that I tend to bet with my heart. And while Bobby Dalbec has continued to disappoint at the plate, I’ve still out my cash on the line to support him. Sadly, my blind faith has not yet been rewarded; to date I’ve lost enough to purchase a small car. But it won’t stop me. Because I believe. Because I am three more Ks away from starting Hands Across Bobmerica to get everyone on the bandwagon.

In the meantime, I fed some info into one of those AI engines that creates songs. And they flipped back a country song that would probably win some Grammys if a robot didn’t create it. Although that didn’t hurt Daft Punk…

Also: here it is: