Don’t look know but Neato Teeto’s Cleveland Indians are sitting atop the totem pole of the American League Central, which makes tonight’s game a true Clash of the Titans.

And who needs luck when you’ve got Ryan Dempster starting for your team?

Don’t answer that. Just bask in the magic of Sox versus Injuns magic. And if we find ourselves on the business end of a 7 run deficit by the third inning, we switch on the Setzer. And pray for rain.