Things I Do to Survive Red Sox Off-Days
Write Tina Cervasio. Explain that me and the kids are just fine and that Boston is beautiful this time of year and that we’re all …
Write Tina Cervasio. Explain that me and the kids are just fine and that Boston is beautiful this time of year and that we’re all …
Some of you youngsters might not remember this, but back in my day we had a saying, a little mantra if you will, after winning …
“So Bedard will probably be on a short leash tonight and…” “Fascinating as always, Pete, but jeezus christ all I can focus on is that …
I’m all for hiring the handicapped but maybe not in the role of Major League umpires. Tim McClelland was horrible, squeezing Erik Bedard’s strike zone …
The Elf made the cover of this week’s Sports Illustrated, catapulting him over Dustin Hoffman to become The Coolest Guy Named Dustin, Ever. And we’ll …
Okay, so Wake didn’t get number 200. But, honestly, do you really want to see him grab history by the nuts in freakin’ Minnesota? People, …
OK, all of the hoopla that surrounds a showdown with the Yankees is over. Now, can we get down to business and get Mr. Wakefield …
That Martin-Sheen-in-Apocalypse Now! look in Josh Beckett’s eyes. Scutaro going 4-for-4 despite my cursing and insisting that he was doomed to bring us down with …
Thanks to Josh Reddick, the past four-and-a-half-hours of listening to Kermit Valentine and the other yahoos on ESPN was not in vain. The bullpen and …
After last night’s unlikely win (Lackey versus CC?) the Sox are now 9-2 against the Yankees in 2011. Not only will a win tonight put …
It seems the trick to surviving John Lackey starts is to just stop believin’. Because prior to yesterday’s game, I thought there was a better …
You knew when this one was over. The minute Adrian Gonzalez struck out with the bases loaded in the bottom of the fifth, you knew …
The magic of A-Rod never ends. The guy is on the DL recovering from whatever ails him, but he just can’t keep himself out of …
Could Major League Baseball have scripted this weekend any better? It just so happens that on the day the Yankees come to town to face …
In his Red Sox debut, Erik-with-a-K went five innings, gave up seven hits and three earned while striking out five. The Sox bats are still …
Hello, Erik. Red here. Since your move to Boston was announced, you’ve no doubt heard that playing here can be a grueling experience. That even …
Last year, he was our comic relief. The team softie. We [and, specifically, I] questioned his heart, his fire, his moxie. Today, he’s rapidly becoming …
Timmy gave it his best shot, going six-and-two-thirds and giving up just three runs on five hits. Unfortunately, the bats were still in “Beckett start” …
When the second pitch of the game went out of the yard, I had a bad feeling about this one. And when the replays showed …
Back in 2007, when Josh Beckett’s breath stirred the trees and everything he found to his disliking crumbled instantly to dust, the Cleveland Indians thought …
He’s the guy we all seem to love to razz, but despite our kvetching, he’s recently amassed four straight wins while slowly chopping down the …
A few days back, I tweeted something to the effect of, “Who thinks Clay Buchholz will actually throw another pitch for us in 2011?” The …
August 1st? Can somebody please tell me where the hell June and July went? I have to lay off the booze. The All-Star game and now …
So when the dust of the day settled, the Sox grabbed two of three from Chicago, and also landed pitchers Erik Bedard and Josh Field …
Well, looks like Rich Harden stays in Oakland. And Lars Andersen stays in Pawtucket. And I won’t leave the barstool. But, seriously, when we’re rattling …
Adrian Gonzalez and his imposing eyebrows helped get the Sox back to their winning ways. A three-for-four night with a homerun and two RBI. Gonzo …
Ever since they ate our lunch in the 2005 postseason, the White Sox have played the Hulk to our Bruce Banner. Is it the curse …
Sure, I’m looking forward to a little Sox-on-Sox action. But all my thoughts tonight (outside of, y’know, what I’ll be eating and which females to …
Seemingly ageless when he takes the hill and lets the knuckleball fly, it’s hard to believe Tim Wakefield is just a few days shy of …
Meet one of your newest members of the New England Patriots, Albert Haynesworth. This disgrace is reminiscent of new teammate (and probably future bff) Brandon Merriweather’s …
After watching the Sox score 25 runs over the last two games, I had a sinking suspicion that Commander Kickass might get robbed this afternoon. …
Lots of things to be excited about today. For one thing, it’s a gorgeous, sun-soaked day in Boston and I conveniently came down with a …
Dustin Pedroia wasted no time extending his hitting streak by going back-to-back with Ellsbury in the bottom of the first. Twenty-four games and counting. David …
And I mean that in an “as-a-starting-pitcher” kinda way. I’m starting with these two. Then, if the third worst team in the AL roughs him …
Move over Jim Joyce, there’s a new goat in town. After more than six-and-a-half hours of baseball, the Pirates saw the game drop into …