Any night in which the Red Sox can only muster three hits and Allen Craig gets one of them is not gonna end well. So rather than dwell on how our lifeless bats wasted a fine Clay Buchholz outing, I’ll direct your attention to this vine of Hanley Ramirez eating a snack — the undisputed highlight of the evening.
Look at the effortless form and precision with which he flicks the crumbs from whatever he’s eating (Cheez-Its? Chips? Jack Links’ Tobacco ‘n’ Chive?) right out of his life. Sure, when we needed him to come up big as a pinch hitter with two men on in the late innings, he struck out looking. But I’m willing to give him the mulligan based solely on this clip.
If our line-up showed half as much poise at the plate as HanRam did in his snack game, we’d be bragging about how the Sox haven’t dropped a series yet in 2015. This is real.
OK, let’s get the offense going tonight in Balty. I’m driving up from home in Chincoteague, VA today and want to see the Sox take at least 2 of the 3.
OK, let’s get the offense going tonight in Balty. I’m driving up from home in Chincoteague, VA today and want to see the Sox take at least 2 of the 3.
“Lets go Red Sox Fuck the O’s”
Sing along with me, it’s kind of catchy.
“Lets go Red Sox Fuck the O’s”
Sing along with me, it’s kind of catchy.
SurvivingGrady That’s just Hanley, being Manny (whoa, wait….)
The crowd is only marginally better than in Tampa. And these guys made it to the ALCS.
Nice to see that Farrell has full faith in Xander.
Naturally, Jones will not be criticized by Jim Palmer.
He’s not supposed to be a super hero, Don.
It’s time to pound their tits.
GarrettCRW Papi doesn’t miss twice (this time)!
SUCK ON IT, PALMER.
It’s fucking contagious!
Damnit Mookie. If you’re gonna break up a DP, we’re just gonna have to find a different way to get one.
Oh fuck, it’s Breslow with inherited runners
That’s what I thought we shoulda done with our catcher,bune the guys over to 2nd & 3rd with 2 outs & see what Mookie could do.
Oh, so that’s how you keep outta DP
Oh, so that’s how you keep outta DP
phew
OK, can we get some runs? Say, 40?
Ha Ha Holt!
That would be MY BASEBALL BOYFRIEND!!!
TITS POUNDED!
I thought Ass Dribble was in Tampa now.
Pedey couldn’t even believe that.
Watah!
Holt needs to play, just in a different position every other game. It seems if he is off balance he plays great.
Holt needs to play, just in a different position every other game. It seems if he is off balance he plays great.
VJ in Stuttgart Thankfully, this seems to be what Farrell is doing.
Good start Justin. Fucking hell.
the future looks bright. 🙂
Protest. Riiiight.
Way to get out of it Justin!
Sharpie Thanks ump!
Stupid call, Butterbrains.
Sharpie Possessed by Wendell Kim.
Mrs ESF: “And all twenty O’s fans go wild.”
Now Palmer’s going to start shit with HanRam.
Showalter needs to DIAF.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
Xander says, I’M ENDING THIS.
You’re still in last place, idiots.
Next time we’re at bat, let’s try “Hey Bud, let’s party!”
Next time we’re at bat, let’s try “Hey Bud, let’s party!”
Way’d to go, Miley.
This “starter gets shelled” thing is getting old.
Fox News is selling on the Yankees for the Orioles now?
Fox News is selling on the Yankees for the Orioles now?
The five runs the O-holes scored after Miley was done with look really bad now that the Sox have suddenly found some runs.
What the hell the who the what? I thought to drop by and see us winning and I stumble upon a total shit show? This is not good folks, as there will be hell to pay.
Screw the Oreo’s. Damn, now I need a drink. Anyone need some Scotch?
Time for a 14 run homer. It could happen.
Time for a 14 run homer. It could happen.
Rally time!
And Showalter is getting on the phone with an ELEVEN RUN LEAD AND ON THE LAST OUT. What a fuckin’ douche.
And Showalter is getting on the phone with an ELEVEN RUN LEAD AND ON THE LAST OUT. What a fuckin’ douche.
This game is starting poorly.
And The Legend of Mookie continues.
GarrettCRW He makes the Jays walk off the field with their heads hung low.
Sharpie GarrettCRW Anything to send John Gibbons back to the cardboard box he lives in.
Xander comes thru in the clutch!
And The Legend of Mookie continues.
Sharpie I should have trademarked that. 😉
Pedey wants none of this suspense shit tonight.
Pedey wants none of this suspense shit tonight.
GarrettCRW Party, party; Party!
It’s all set up for HR
Sharpie Someone set up the bomb.
Can we send Gary to find Heidi or Jenny?
Can we send Gary to find Heidi or Jenny?
Puppy shit Clay is back.
The Dodgers have put Carl Crawford on the 15-day DL. Crawford blames Boston.
Gah. This pitching staff makes me want to pour myself a Clorox cocktail.
Clay and Mujica need a meeting with Timlin.
“Where should we send Adam?”
How about the Mass Pike to play with the traffic?
English Sox Fan With Porcello.
And you don’t even drink, if I remember correctly.
The Legend of Mookie Strikes Again!
GarrettCRW English Sox Fan Hey…No!
I love a steak with Porcello mushrooms!
RicKKKKKK!
You know, sometimes I don’t even know what Jerry & Don are laughing about, I just like it.
The Legend of Mookie Strikes Again!
They got Bogie, but at least it was close!
Bogie should be safe by rule!
Don’t Bogaert that plate, my friend.
The call is bullshit!
Wasd up
Tex19 Hey Tex! Lovely to hear from you – it’s a sign that the Sox are turning around tonight!
Sharpie Tex19 lets ojhope so cis im intoxciged tongiht
Tex19 Sharpie Drunk Tex talk is always good. I found out that vodka & wine do mix; just don’t light anything.
Oh, come on! That’s my best relevant comment in 7 years!
Next time tell Bogie to see if he can slide into the catcher & break his fuckin leg!
I never know which pitching staff is going to show up.
Tell him Hanley; that was a ridiculous call!
Sox on the Beach The awful pitching staff should have beards, while the good doesn’t (or vice versa).
GarrettCRW Sox on the Beach Maybe just to hide their identity so we don’t know who’s taking the mound.
KKKoji brings the Watah!
On tap for Friday: FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING YANKEES.