Just when you thought there was no room left on the bandwagon for another marketing opportunity, move over. Hasbro has released their “Year in PLAY-DOH Moments,” click here to view the rest. Or not.

Other Red Sox marketing concepts considered that didn’t make the cut:

  • His-and-her edible Red Sox beards made out of all-natural ingredients (if you consider 8 years of Youk’s body and facial hair swept up from the clubhouse floor “all natural”).
  • Napoli-scented Yankee Candles.
  • The Complete Works of Edgar Allen Poe audiobooks, read by John Lackey.
  • Fifty Shades of Clay, an erotic journey through the minor leagues and into stardom.
  • Junichi and Koji sing ABBA’s Greatest Hits.

How much longer until baseball returns?