The Adventures of Ellsbury ‘n’ Elf: You Want It, You Take It, You Pay the Price
What happens when the business of baseball threatens to divide the bond that exists between two teammates who are also fictional roommates? That’s a question …
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Yankees Sign Ellsbury for 7 Years, $153M Because Why the Hell Not?
Jacoby Ellsbury has become the 135th former Red Sox player to get picked up by the Yankees, joining Roger Clemens, Johnny Damon, Wade Boggs, Doug …
The Adventures of Ellsbury ‘n’ Elf: The Beard That Came Between Them
Yet another installment of the heart-stoppingly wretched series that imagines Dustin Pedroia and Jacoby Ellsbury as roommates. Like that show with Balki. But they’re baseball …
The Adventures of Ellsbury ‘n’ Elf: Total Recall, Red Sox Style
We all agree that last season was a shitshow for the ages. But did it really happen? That’s the theme of today’s ambitious and, honestly, …