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There they are, sports fans, the guys who teamed up to beat the mighty Boston Red Sox. Straight out of the casting call for Revenge …

Despite Denton’s booze-fueled suspicion that Julian Tavarez was pitching last night (see the previous post for the sordid details), Kason Gabbard stepped quite nicely into …

Open Letter to the Red Sox: OK, ladies, we’re playing the Kansas City Royals. No more screwing around. If there isn’t a sweep going on …

The best thing that can be said about yesterday’s nutcrunching loss to the Jays is that it featured the best post-game interview session since David …

This is the kinda game we’ve been waiting for all season. When the Sox finally put it all together and just kick-ass mercilessly. It’s like …

I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention that one of my Favorite! Bands! Ever!, Buffalo Tom, have just released their first CD in roughly 9 …

This could be the streak we’ve been waiting all season for. That stretch of games where Manny Ramirez makes every pitcher look like a little-leaguer …

With any luck, there won’t be any crazed slashers wearing hockey masks at Fenway tonight. Although with Tavarez on the mound, I guess anything can …

Forget the lipstick, the pouting, the cheap shots, the perfect hair, the crazy wife, the hair care products, the elbow to Pedroia, the natty suits …

How’s that for a buzzkill. We get Ortiz and Manny finally acting like Ortiz and Manny, then Papi takes a foul ball off the knee …

…but, sadly, they didn’t bring their beer vendor.

I wrote about this at the FanHouse yesterday, but it’s still worth mentioning: Some Baltimore fans over at The Loss Column, apparently fed up with …

Listen. Sox Appeal seems like an interesting idea. But, honestly, I don’t need to sit and watch a half-hour’s worth of desperate attempts to get …

Honestly, I’d rather watch According to Jim than the All-Star Game. Even that real lousy episode where Jim gets beat up by Millard Fillmore and …

Last week’s ProJo had a great article on Craig Breslow, who is putting his degree in molecular biophysics from Yale to great use as a …

It’s easy to shrug off the weekend sweep in Detroit. It’s the cusp of the All-Star break, the guys are thinking of their impending vaykays, …

OK, so the Sox lost 3-2 in 13 innings. Relax. It was against one of the three best teams in baseball. It was against a …

If the guy can still play the banjo like he could a few years ago, it may be time to find a couple buddies that …

To watch: Red Sox vs. Tigers, 7:05pm, NESN-HD. To TiVo: Doctor Who, 8:00-10:30pm, Sci-Fi Channel. Your predictions for the Sox-Tigers series in the comments, please. …

Man, nothing like a visit from the Devil Rays to beef up your stats. Bleedin’ 21 hits, with 5 from The Beard of Reason and …

Seems like a lifetime ago that I was watching Hideki Okajima give up a home run in his first-ever pitch in the Major Leagues. I …

First things first, quote of the season already goes to Julio Lugo, as noted in Tuesday’s Herald: “Bananas,” Lugo said when asked how he was …

Mike Lowell. Born in San Juan, Puerto Rico. I did not know that. Anyway, Mr. Lowell would like to remind you — yes, you — …

I gotta admit, I’m the type of guy that is sorta…obsessed…with the Red Sox. And when things go bad, I jump on the players I …

Some interesting comments from the D-Rays on the eve of their series in Boston, courtesy of the St. Petersburg Times: “Usually we’ve played them two …

My man Curtis Interruptus called yesterday with a couple tickets to last night’s game. So today I’m far too out of it to say anything …

About a month ago, a fellow ex-con and I were talking about Manny. And I went on and on about how once he heats up, …

Somebody please tell me that what I saw last night happened only in my mind. That my horrific vision was just a cheap-beer-induced hallucination. Every …

If you were writing a script for a Red Sox ballgame, it would have looked something like last night’s game. The veteran starter comes in …

No Coco, no Lugo in tonight’s line-up. But there’ll be plenty of Timmeh. No excuses for not mopping up the place with the hapless Rangers. …

The Mother from “Everybody Loves Raymond”Dabney ColemanStephen J. HawkingArt GarfunkleIvan Calderon (dead, I know, but still)Murray from “The Wiggles”A lizardRip Taylor (bonus: his ability to …

1. This photo, from the Providence Journal, is a thing of absolute beauty. I love the look on the face of the guy in the …

One hit. That’s all the Sox could muster off this guy in April. And other than a bad start against the Angels, Hernandez has been …

Rather than dwell on last night’s disaster in Starbucks city (see Denton’s post below for the full gore), Imma focus on some of the good …

Jerry and D.O. made the announcement during last night’s debacle in Seattle, but I had to scan the web before believing this one. But it’s …