Highlights from Tony LaRussa and Terry Francona’s Unused Audio Commentary for the MLB 2004 World Series DVD
[with apologies to McSweeneys] Game One, Bottom of the Third Inning Francona: This is such a key moment in the game for us here. We’ve …
[with apologies to McSweeneys] Game One, Bottom of the Third Inning Francona: This is such a key moment in the game for us here. We’ve …
Over the Thanksgiving weekend, we’re switching the site over to a new ISP. Anticipating that there’ll be a few hiccups along the way, we’re gonna …
Red Sox Nation [walks into room]: What’s going on here? Gabe Kapler [packing suitcase; looking guilty]: It’s… it’s nothing. I’m, er, going out with some …
Theo: Wanna come back to my place? Hot girl in club: Where’s your place? Theo: Fenway Park. Hot girl in club [grabbing coat]: I’m there.
Wanna get some face-to-face time with David Ortiz, without, y’know, the risk of police involvement or embarassing restraining orders? Big Papi himself will be at …
As announced today on Dirt Dogs, THE GAMMONS’ third annual Hot Stove Cool Music concert will be held on Sunday, January 9 at the Paradise. …
Ooooh, now here’s something I want. But at the same time, I don’t want it. Because I fear it. Because I’m already a veritable shut-in, …
The magic of today’s New York Post, featuring: My dinner with Pedro! My threesome with Sheffield!
World Champions, Day 20 * * * * * * * * Customer Service Man: Sony Customer Service, how can I help you today? Red: …
As we sit at home, curtains drawn, cigarettes and beer cans strewn about, shaking violently in the corner awaiting the release of the Red Sox …
As we woke to find our cars covered with the season’s first snow, our thoughts turned to holiday shopping. Actually, they first turned to staying …
Respect the Bell! * * * * * * * * * * * * * The AL Cy Young winner will be announced today, …
First item on my Christmas list: Second item on my Christmas list: * * * * * * * * * Reflections of Heartbreaks Past, …
1. If, through some bizarre alignment of the planets or the enticements of an unforeseen suitor, the Red Sox do not sign Jason Varitek, what …
Thanks to Matthew for the photo, which depicts his “breakfast of champions” on the morning of the Rolling Rally. Good morning, all. This message is …
David Ortiz hit a 514-foot home run. Also: The Red Sox won the World Series. Man, I never get tired of saying that.
First, put down the “Tessie” CD. We like the Dropkick Murphys too, but it’s time to acknolwedge the real patron musical saint of Red Sox …
If you need someone to entertain the missus while you’re out on the town… give us a call.
::Phone rings in Red’s apartment, moments after Aaron Boone’s home run ends the 2003 ALCS:: Red [pouring himself a glass of arsenic as he answers …
All Sox, all the time. This is how it should be. Some great stuff in each of these publications, so do seek them out… as …
World Series Champions. Day five. I still don’t sleep. Don’t eat much, either. But I’m always thinking. Thinking of how the Red Sox, formerly a …
First… a quick bit of shamelessness. Last week, with the World Series in full “schwing,” we received a substantial increase in readership volume, and plenty …
So today is the big parade. The route has been changed to include a jaunt around the Charles River, so check the latest updates and …
After Wednesday night’s dramatics, we received an overwhelming number of e-mails and comments from members of Red Sox Nation scattered all across the country and …
Foulke snaring the final out. Minty raising his hands in victory. Leskanic dropping to the ground and making “snow angels.” Dave Roberts on Timlin’s shoulders. …
Good morning, beautiful! Lovely dress. Okay, you’re probably wondering what’s been going on with me lately. Falling asleep in meetings. Missing deadlines. Perpetual five o’clock …
And so we survived Game One of the World Series. The freakin’ World Series. Just when you thought you’d be sleeping again. But I’m willing …
Thw World Series begins tonight at Fenway Park. Say it again, just to make sure it sinks in. The Red Sox. Are in the World …
Remember when the Sox were last in the World Series and suddenly you had Roger Clemens singing that “You’re not fully clean/unless you’re Zest-fully clean” …
It’s amazing how quickly things can change. One minute, we were soaring above the stratosphere, mocking A-Rod and blowing cigar smoke in the face of …
When Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS began, I was in New Jersey on business. I sat in a crowded hotel bar with my boss, …
See the guy in the photo above? He has balls of steel. Really. They are steel. The children he purports to have are not his …