Theo: Wanna come back to my place?
Hot girl in club: Where’s your place?
Theo: Fenway Park.
Hot girl in club [grabbing coat]: I’m there.
The High-Priced Slugger Who Actually Slugged (and May Be Our Best-Ever FA Signing)
Theo: Wanna come back to my place?
Hot girl in club: Where’s your place?
Theo: Fenway Park.
Hot girl in club [grabbing coat]: I’m there.
