The Cashman-Headwarmer Dialogues: Special Spring Training 2009 Edition
Cashman: (Waking up) What.. what happened? Headwarmer: You fainted. Cashman: I did? Headwarmer: Also, you pissed yourself. See your trousers? They’re wet with your own …
Cashman: (Waking up) What.. what happened? Headwarmer: You fainted. Cashman: I did? Headwarmer: Also, you pissed yourself. See your trousers? They’re wet with your own …
I love the fact that Schilling’s first post-retirement interview isn’t some sit-down in a bunker with Peter Gammons or the subject of a “very special …
Greetings. It is I, that albino astrophysicist dude whose commercials you thrilled to during the 2008 postseason telecasts. I am here to advise you of …
Even though it’s about as anticlimactic as Nathan Lane coming out of the closet, Curt Schilling officially announced his retirement today–and on his blog, no …
But what I do want to talk about is… the Red Sox “two timers.” The re-taking and subsequent dropping of Josh Bard got me thinking …
The Sox’ offseason signing of Rocco Baldelli gives us more than another “good clubhouse chemistry guy” and local-boy-comes-home story. Rocco apparently brings some bass guitar …
We already know that Jonathan Papelbon + microphone = awesome. Lately, however, it seems that Pedroia’s getting all the good lines. Check this bit from …
…I found this simple sentence from the Globe’s Extra bases blog — “Papelbon Touched Again” — to be a thing of absolute beauty. The fact …
Reports indicate that Youk has left the WBC with a sprained ankle, and will undergo an MRI to assess the damage. According to a report …
Full disclaimer: I didn’t have time to conjure the annual St. Patty’s Day SG Music List, so I’m falling back on my favorite–the one I …
One of the reasons I hated to see Jools Tavarez leave town was that the guy was just an endless source of material for us …
Or an ab strain, as it were, that the Mighty Dustin endured in the WBC. Nothing that requires us to gather up the pitchforks and …
Look, I’m all for doing what we can to boost global harmony. Someone in Malaysia lost their house? I’ll grab the toolkit and the next …
I don’t care if it’s David Ortiz vs. Cody Ransom, Jim Rice vs. Reggie Jackson, spring training vs. regular season, Julio Lugo piling up more …
I know that mentioning this on Friday the thirteenth probably isn’t kosher. And will likely set him up for an unfortunate accident involving an ice …
As much as I hate to drudge up any more bits of Mannyphrenalia–the guy helped us win some titles, now he’s gone, end of story–today’s …
So while I’m tearing up the carpets, trying to figure out a way to insert myself into last night’s U2 show in Somerville, my cousin …
So U2’s playing their “secret” gig at the Somerville Theatre tonight, and I don’t have tickets, despite the fact that I once helped Bono break …
Today’s Globe reminds us that Julio “I feel bananas every day” Lugo is leading the Red Sox with a .533 batting average in Grapefruit League …
There’s a great clip at redsox.com featuring outtakes from the team’s recent photo shoot, in which they recorded some of those goofy-ass PSAs that appear …
The Sox have reportedly signed Jon Lester, the young lefty ace who has truly become the heart and soul of this organization, to a five …
Best thing about today: About a month ’til real baseball starts. Worst thing about today: About a month ’til real baseball starts. If I was …
With all the talk of Drew’s back, Lowell’s hip, Penny’s shoulder and Papi’s knees (God help us), there’s a veritable quagmire of bad vibes to …
Here at SG, we’re not afraid to rally around the important causes. Like scoring Manny Ramirez’s sweet penthouse atop the Ritz-Carlton on the Common. I’m …
Shuffling out for more work-related fun this morning, so it’s a quick one. I picked up U2’s No Line On The Horizon with some trepidation–the …
Drew’s got a bad back? Who knew? Penny’s not quite where he wants to be, health wise? Never saw that coming! Anyway, it can’t bring …
Tonight, Jimmy Fallon takes over Late Night on NBC, the show what gave us Conan and Dave. Myself, I’m rooting for the guy. I always …
Typically, we save the prognosticating for people who know better. Like Nostradamus or that Seacrest fellow. But as the beginning of a new baseball season …
Dear Pete: I know your connections run the gamut from the Red Sox front office to the pearly gates of heaven. So will you please …
In today’s Herald, Sean McAdams points out that the Sox were approached by Pedro Martinez’ handlers to check our interest in Pedro II: The Adventure …
During a spring training game some Saturday afternoon in 2005, I got a call from my dad, who sounded like he’d been huffing motor oil. …
Josh Beckett: Still a monster. And extra good at striking out college players. Even though Brian Daubach filled in quite nicely for the ailing Remdawg, …
There’s still snow on my street. The economy’s in the crapper. My 401k won’t buy me a sack of mini Charleston Chews. Marisa Tomei won’t …
Just a week after I publicly appealed for Youk to keep his massive, dirty beard, the guy goes and whittles it down to a John …