Maybe it’s the 34 beers talking, but last night’s Red Sox game was something of a snoozer. One of those “the offense ain’t having it tonight, so let’s just start thinking of tomorrow’s game” affairs.
But shit went nuts in the seventh, when John Farrell brought in the unfortunately but appropriately-named Fernando Abad. At one point the plate umpire called time, and as Abad stepped off the rubber, the third base ump called a balk. At least that’s the sequence of events as Farrell saw it; the umps didn’t agree. And as you can see, Farrell appropriate lost it.
FARRELL UNCHAINED pic.twitter.com/B7Lhpu3Eq4
— Red (@SurvivingGrady) June 25, 2017
That’s a lot of rage right there. As if he was purging every “why is John Farrell still employed by the Red Sox” headline from his system in one epic rant. It also illustrates a personal space violation so flagrant and disturbing, I’m convinced these two are legally married in some states.
Anyway, the Twitter response was overwhelmingly positive… and hysterical:
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A MAN WHO CAN'T MANAGE! https://t.co/1y5zLGOkZG
— CRL (@HailtotheHoodie) June 25, 2017
Ok. Now I'm a huge Farrell fan https://t.co/uQHwRUNIpH
— W. D. Saw (@PooTeeTweeter) June 25, 2017
This will earn him some points with fans. RT @SurvivingGrady: FARRELL UNCHAINED pic.twitter.com/rytInkIZpK
— Andy Gresh (@TheRealGresh) June 25, 2017
Farrell definitely earned some points with this! https://t.co/0MR5ymCqDc
— Josh Costigan (@CostiganJD) June 25, 2017
"Should the Celtics go all-in or build for the future?" https://t.co/F1yF7R142y
— Nick Collins (@Nick_Collins14) June 25, 2017
He got mad… neat!
He should tell his closer to be available for more than just the 9th inning. https://t.co/hWW8s0EflL
— James Stewart (@IAmJamesStewart) June 25, 2017
MAKE OUT https://t.co/mIexEkeiaH
— Lizzy Nielsen (@Lizzy_Nielsen) June 25, 2017
when someone tries to argue that dunkin is trash coffee https://t.co/PHwHFhRzSM
— Conor Ryan (@ConorRyan_93) June 25, 2017
Has anyone synced this up with the Titanic music yet? https://t.co/UhCChLlISQ
— Mark Piselli (@MarkPiselli13) June 25, 2017
You could feel the stress being released by Farrell….#GoodForHim #RedSox #WBZ https://t.co/y57sHTRT9a
— Dan Roche (@RochieWBZ) June 25, 2017
"For the last time, Pluto IS a goddamn planet. And you'll never be the man your mother is!"
— Steve Ott (@steveott12) June 25, 2017
Like him or hate him, Farrell scares the SHIT out of me when he gets into it. I love it https://t.co/WJEdA2p5WX
— Greg ⚾️🏈🏀 (@GregSox522) June 25, 2017
the most intense case of will they or won't they since jim and pam probably https://t.co/fnhaKDubXS
— katie t (@ktammm) June 25, 2017
Me whenever someone tells me that the Yankees are better simply because they have more WS titles. https://t.co/OhmXlg3PQi
— Amy🐻 (@AmyBelanger11) June 25, 2017
When someone suggests trading Jaylen Brown for Paul George #Celtics https://t.co/VyfpKLZQ6e
— Good Cutlet (@GoodCutlet) June 25, 2017
Jesus just make out and get it over with https://t.co/gdlpAXhbnY
— Jeremy Larcheveque (@Jlarcheveque) June 25, 2017
Kiss-cam getting intense at Fenway. https://t.co/OeLH7zamil
— Dan Renaud (@FnDan) June 25, 2017
"I'm the tag team champions!" "No, I'M the tag team champions!" https://t.co/OhBLQYrbNq
— Rob W (@nesports247) June 25, 2017
— Sean Gill (@GillsiesGoons) June 25, 2017
Battle of the Brainless IV https://t.co/EAZUodfeju
— Kirk and Callahan (@KirkAndCallahan) June 25, 2017
It's about damn time Farrell shows some life… https://t.co/qK7i0RrcSW
— Paul O'Brien (@paul_L_obrien) June 25, 2017
"Brady is a system QB" https://t.co/rQLhsshd3D
— Shey-The Golden God (@ShreyVA) June 25, 2017
Me whenever someone brings up Papi's apperent positive test for a banned substance in 2003. https://t.co/yL97At7F8z
— Zach Wolpoff (@wikipuff88) June 25, 2017
"LETS FUCKING HAVE IT LETS FUCKING HAVE IT LETS FUCKING HAVE IT LETS FUCKING HAVE IT" etc
— David Sieracki (@DavesCello) June 25, 2017
"PITT THE ELDER!"
"LORD PALMERSTON!"
"PITT THE ELDER!"
"LORD PALMERSTON!" https://t.co/JMqztPeETK— Justin McIsaac (@Justin_McIsaac) June 25, 2017
KISS! KISS! KISS! https://t.co/5VeXGfvEWh
— Sox Lunch (@Soxlunch) June 25, 2017
I truly thought Farrell was about to kiss the ump to assert dominance https://t.co/4HFNLN2iXN
— Joseph Krentzman (@MrWhatsHisFace_) June 25, 2017
When somebody says "XBox>PS4" https://t.co/XTtd5a1zR7
— Red Sox (41-33) (@gobostonsportz) June 25, 2017
"I think a hot dog is a sandwich" https://t.co/fc1xR24G74
— John Carpenter (@John_Carpenter1) June 25, 2017
I LIVE for these moments…yah John!👊🏻 https://t.co/cT8l5iqoY5
— ARams (@arams11) June 25, 2017
"I'M DIRTY DAN!"
"NO I'M DIRTY DAN!"
"I'M DIRTY DAN!"
"NO I'M DIRTY DAN!" https://t.co/zEBC7oCAXL— 🌌 Hannah 🌌 (@Gostkowski_3) June 25, 2017
GET EM JOHNNY https://t.co/bGuOO2UUMI
— Greg Habeeb (@Greg__Habeeb) June 25, 2017
Looked like a mama bird feeding their young https://t.co/PLP7Jm7aAk
— Linda G. (@LindaG516) June 25, 2017
"i told Sandoval not to eat ur cup cakes" "no you didnt" "yes I did" "no you didnt, you probably told him to eat them" "Fuck your cupcakes" https://t.co/DF2rU0UqxU
— Rebecca (@Bsweets11) June 25, 2017
It's moments like these that make me really and truly believe that I could manage in the bigs. My arguing skills are on point. https://t.co/AeIQAt1MCu
— Zach Remson (@Zeuswashere13) June 25, 2017
actual footage of me when anyone even thinks about disrespecting Benny https://t.co/wIGBPOwZaC
— Kaley (@kaley8711) June 25, 2017
When my wife says it my turn to put the kids in the bath but says she's not yelling at me
— Dan M (@DanMack12) June 25, 2017
Solid old man argument. https://t.co/5E0xRoO6h5
— Mayur Bhakta (@mbhakta315) June 25, 2017
Look at me go! #RedSox https://t.co/ftreQcVlLS
— Manager John Farrell (@FarrellThoughts) June 25, 2017
Babe, what toppings do you want on the pizza?
Pineapple
Dafuq you say?!
….. https://t.co/mOB82OVkPD— 💙⚖️BoSoxBevy⚖️💙 (@TheBeevil) June 25, 2017
Me vs Jae Crowder fans https://t.co/7u7U232ym6
— · (@JaysonTatum_0) June 25, 2017
Good ol' fashioned donnybrook here https://t.co/7rCvTWxjm0
— Ryan Hudson (@ry_hudson) June 25, 2017
Stealing a Mets quote here but BASEBALL LIKE IT OUGHTTA BE https://t.co/ioYpvZtixG
— Michael Nolan (@mnolan12) June 25, 2017
Me vs the alarm clock https://t.co/fd964QMBnz
— 🇮🇪 (@Chrissy_B67) June 25, 2017
Solid old man argument. https://t.co/5E0xRoO6h5
— Mayur Bhakta (@mbhakta315) June 25, 2017
What a beautiful thing. The only sport where the manger can get in the face of an official. Gotta love baseball 💯 https://t.co/bLtSywfw5j
— Rollo Jefferson (@RonnieWillz) June 25, 2017
When someone says pineapple goes on pizza https://t.co/TbdfqXflI7
— Lilly (@lillfer) June 25, 2017
GET EM JOHN https://t.co/sdykIIrqBI
— Austin (@bballfanofduke) June 25, 2017
Love to see him fired up. Would love even more to see him fired now.
— Donald Isaacs (@donisaacs47) June 25, 2017
Chris Sale calls this a mild Tuesday afternoon. https://t.co/w0RTx06q4u
— Tim Richardson (@TimRich88) June 25, 2017
And I must point out that the Sox offense, perhaps fired up by this event did make a show of it in the ninth, getting the *winning* run to the plate after a bizarre “third strike passed ball goes up on net” play that plated a run. Sadly, Chris Young whiffed to leave ’em loaded by we were so far gone to Farrelville, it almost didn’t matter.
Almost.