Oh, just think of the many ways Big Papi could have injected his own style into the promotion of this year’s Hall of Fame inauguration ceremony…


“DIS IS OUR FUCKIN CITY!”


“DIS IS OUR FUCKIN PARADE!”


“DIS IS OUR FUCKIN MUSEUM!”


“DIS IS OUR FUCKIN PRESS CONFERENCE!”


“DIS IS OUR MODESTLY APPOINTED YET CLASSICALLY STYLED INN THAT SOME OF YOU WILL BE STAYING AT.”