CHB has a nice story about John Henry today. It happened to include a picture of Mrs. Henry, the hottie formerly known as Linda Pizzuti. I immediately muted the conference call I was on, closed out the Heidelberg Incident Report, and fired up Google.

She is smoking hot. Now take a look at the two together, merrily eating ice cream in Paris. If not for the wealth…say he was an account or checkout clerk at Walmart…would he really be tapping that? I picture him with someone more along the lines of Maude…or Liberace.