All good things must end. Win streaks. Our brief, four game advantage in the AL East. Jason Johnson’s tenure in the starting rotation (Paging Kyle Snyder…).

But we move on. It ended at the hands of Dontrelle Willis, a pefectly acceptable way for it to end. So we all sack up, and rally behind Timmeh. Otherwise… the terrorists have won.

And with that, I’m out until Wednesday, July 5. If Denton, whose current whereabouts are unknown, is sober enough to access a keyboard over the next few days, you might hear from him. Otherwise, happy Fourth, people. Stay true. Stay Red.

Later, skaters.