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I’m not sure what else there is to say about yesterday’s come-from-behind win that hasn’t been said. The bottom line: Sam Perlozzo crapped himself at …

First of all, can I just say that the dude in the commercial pictured above — which is in heavy rotation during Sox games on …

I hate losing. I don’t care if it’s a Superbowl bet or a game of Crazy 8’s with my 4-year-old niece. I just don’t like …

Hey mom. Did you happen to see last night’s game? What about Tuesday night’s game? Guess who hit a three run homer? I’ll give you …

And Tim Wakefield has been kicking ass in a Red Sox uni since the likes of Beckett and Papelbon were counting hairs on their chests …

See, this is what you have to do to your opponents when they’re on the ropes. Crush. Maim. Taunt. Slap them around like raw steaks …

A wise man once said, “I have a feeling that Daisuke Matsuzaka and the Red Sox are gonna stomp all over the Toronto Blue Jays.” …

Dustin Pedroia’s player card lists him at 5’9″ and 180 pounds. If I had to put money on it, I’d say he’d have a tough …

20 wins, 10 losses. Is there anybody out there, even the most Sox-crazed, optimistic fan that though the home team would be 20 and 10 …

It’s no secret that Geddy Lee of Rush is a huge baseball fan; you can often see the dude sitting his rock star ass in …

You see a lot of strange things when the TV cameras point into the dugout. Pedro with a Yoda mask. Curt scribbling in his notebook. …

The night Roger Clemens struck out 20 Mariners, I sat in my bedroom, scratching away at my homework, listening to the game on the radio. …

Roger Clemens going back to the Yankees? Aw, hell I never really wanted that bloated bastard back here anyway. Honest. I’ll have more later. I …

I guess when you’re going up against baseball’s best pitcher, and you have your fifth starter on the mound, expectations are low. But then the …

Tim Wakefield. Every time we think the guy has shown us everything he can do, he reaches into his bag of tricks and shows us …

Now that was a weird-ass game. Before I’d even had a chance to kill my first Pabst, the Sox were down by five and Matsuzaka …

Dude. Seriously. Cut the hair. Don’t listen to Stephen Malkmus when he says “darling don’t you go and cut that hair” because, honestly, you need …

Trust him. He’s been with Leeann Tweeden.

I know, I know. I’m spoiled. But as I see it, if Paps is gonna blow a game, it’s gotta be all hellfire and raining …

Tonight, we have Curt on the hill. But no Drew (sick) or Cora (giving “swingy boy” Pedroia a chance to play). Okay, guys. Let’s win …

Looking back on the first month of the 2007 season, there has probably been no greater surprise — beside the fact that Mike Timlin hasn’t …

Further proof that the world makes no sense: Derek Jeter and Harvey Keitel (playing a sort of hybrid of his Mr. White and Winston Wolfe …

I’ve attended more Yankees elimination parties than I care to remember, but the AL East standings always seem to shake out the same way — …

I just felt that this needed to be said.

I have to sit here and wonder what would have happened if Lugo’s smash had gone a foot to either side. Karstens would have stayed …

Amazing what you can find with Google. That’s Tim Wakefield in the front and Doug Mirabelli over Wake’s left shoulder in the back. Yeah, those …

Pettitte can’t get out of the fifth! Mariano can’t get out of the ninth (and was lifted for — oh, the humanity — Mike Myers)! …

The 2007 Yankees, currently languishing in the sub-basement of the AL East, have become everyone’s favorite punching bag, most recently knocked around by the Toronto …

With yesterday’s SockGate, I wanted to re-post the original post I posted back then, when the event in question actually happened. So here it is, …

Okay, that might be overstating things. But have you noticed how whenever there’s a late-game comeback or dramatic twist or, as was the case last …

It looks like the rain in Baltimore will hold off long enough for Josh to go for Major League-leading win number 5. I’m sure we’ll …

A good game last night, featuring the Return of the Product, as David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez reminded us all that whan they’re both on, …

Curt Schilling and the Red Sox prepare to face the second place Baltimore Orioles tonight. Yeah, hard to believe, but true. I was hoping for …

Wow. That Wily Mo. Not a strong outfielder. I know Manny’s not a strong outfielder, either — that “throw” he made after retrieving Lyle Overbay’s …