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Last week, I wrote about how I sometimes miss Nomar. Denton saw the post and called me an idiot. I said, “screw you.” He paid …

If someone tapped me on the shoulder back in February and said that Mikey “Scenic” Lowell wouldn’t have his first home run of the 2008 …

Heidi Watney makes her NESN debut tonight (unless, of course, she already made it and we were too drunk to notice). It’s gonna take a …

Anyone that’s stopped by our humble blog over the past four years knows a couple of things about us: we love the Red Sox and …

Today is Monday, May 5. The start of another work week. Time to shake off the beer goggles and wretched hangovers and embarrassing predicaments that …

The Celtics put away the Hawks in carefree fashion today, advancing to face the Cavs starting Tuesday. But what of the Fenway Hawk?

Without the help of a single Superhero calling out the team, the Red Sox showed the Rays the business end of their ass-kicking stick with …

You know you’re living the high life when you actually get bored of tagging Debbie Clemens. Roger, however, is clearly a man of voracious appetite …

First things first: I didn’t watch a bloody minute of last night’s game. I hung around til 9-ish, waiting and hoping I’d see some hot …

Eight runs scored in the last six games. Manny hasn’t knocked in a run in the last ten games. Only Kevin Cash hitting over .250 …

After Coco flew out lazily to end the game, I figured it might just take more than a night with some Chelsea hookers to spark …

Ever get to meet your favorite musicians? I took in last night’s Was (Not Was) show at Johnny D’s–my first time in this legendary establishment–and …

Tuesday night, bottom of the ninth, Big Papi on second. Youkilis strokes a base hit to center. Papi is on his horse, waved around as …

See, you got these horses. And a horse that can run, that’s what he’s gonna do. He’s gonna run. If you’re gonna bet on the …

Now that’s how you break a losing streak. A taut pitcher’s duel, some ass-droppingly good glovework, at least three or four guys you could point …

Look here, land dwellers. The guy’s finally seeing some big league action. Think he’s gonna just sit back and let Doc Halladay mow down his …

Are there two worse representatives for a state than George W. and the Rocket? Check out the video and just try to imagine these guys …

::Looks around::::Shuts off phone::::Locks door::::Checks outside window::::Locks window::::Closes blinds::::Draws shades::::Double locks door::::Turns off lights::::Opens basement door::::Heads down stairs::::Turns off light::::Opens door to secret “sub-basement”::::Gets in, …

And the Roger Clemens saga continues. The Rocket – and won’t that nickname take on a different meaning now – has been linked to country-star-turned-train-wreck …

Okay, so the guy I mocked in the previous post turned in a complete game gem, shutting us down like a rusty old lamp and …

When your losing streak hits four games, when you find yourselves on the business-end of two back-to-back bitch-slappings by the perennial AL East cellar dwellers, …

You had to know this was coming. Too many runners stranded – His Papiness a brutal 0-6 with three LOB’s. From the mound, too many …

Tonight we get exactly what we need: Tim Wakefield pitching at the Trop against the artists formerly known as the Devil Rays. Unless the flu …

Yeah, the bullpen took what could have been Justin Masterson’s first big-league win and promptly flushed it down the Beemis. But that doesn’t mean we …

Justin Masterson gets the call for today’s series finale against the Angels, as pretty much every other available pitcher on the team is down and …

The latest player to fall victim to the clubhouse flu is Daisuke “He Who I Just Can’t Bring Myself to Call Dice-K” Matsuzaka. So tonight, …

As savvy readers of this here blog will recall, it was a dark day for me when the Mouth of Truth was dispatched by NESN …

It’s almost hard to believe that there was a time in my life when I expected the Red Sox to find bold new ways to …

Ahhh, to be a Yankees fan. Basking in the glory of 26 rings, sweet memories of Don Mattingly and the House that Ruth Built. Except …

If there’s one team we’ve become pretty handy at mopping up the floor with, a team whose playoff dreams we’ve shattered into a million tiny …

The Celtics will sweep round one of the playoffs, winning each game by 20+ points. Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot. Brian Cashman will be looked …

Ladies and gents, I have a confession. Yesterday afternoon, for the first time in a long time, I took the name of Manny in vain. …

Former Red Sox catcher John Marzano passed away yesterday in his South Philadelphia home. Police were called to break down the door, and found Marzano …

Maybe now the insanity will end. Maybe now we can settle down and watch the Red Sox do what they do without the constant “what’s …

The world lost another rock-and-roll great yesterday. Dan Federici, longtime organ (and accordian) player for the E Street Band, passed away after a three year …