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Yesterday, at least in the Boston area, was picture-perfect. Sunny skies, temps around 78, the city streets bulging with slightly buzzed college chicks. A game …

Sean McAdams told a great story from the Red Sox clubhouse this morning. Members of the group Green Day were at Fenway taking a tour …

Would you want to mess with this guy? I didn’t think so. The Confederates tried. I doubt the Orioles will have any better luck. Clement …

It’s an embarassment of riches! It’s El Bencho and The Magic Helmet… together at last! In the same line-up! On the same night! And they, …

Haven’t we learned by now that it’s not going to be easy? That we’re not going to wrap up the division in a neat little …

Father: Son! Can you come in here for a minute. Son: Coming Dad. [Little boy runs into room, decked out with MLB-approved Curt Schilling jersey] …

[Yankees HQ, Bronx, NY] Secretary: Can I help you? Bellhorn: Yes. Mark Bellhorn. Former Red Sox second baseman. I just got signed here. Secretary: Great. …

Hey hey. Michelle Damon here. Yeah, Mrs. Johnny Damon. Red and Denton were out past their bedtimes last night pimping their book and asked me …

Wow. Forget everything you’ve seen before last night. This was the worst loss of the season. Just a sickening display, and about the angriest I’ve …

Before I get into the madness that was last night’s game, I’d like to take a moment to mention something good. Something uplifting. Something that …

Oh, man. Last night’s game. Hurt. So. Much. Losing a game to the Kansas City Royals is simply unaccetable. I don’t care what you say: …

A long time ago, 1972 to be exact, Jim Croce taught us all a few valuable lessons. 1) You don’t tug on Superman’s cape2) You …

As we trudge our way through another off-day, we bombard you with random thoughts and other off-kilter garbage. * * * * * * * …

Yesterday it was all about waiting. Waiting for the rain to come and transform our lawns from Shredded Wheat to lush, rolling green. Waiting for …

Every once in a while, a hot team is gonna hit that wall. And yesterday, the Sox ran smack into Ervin Santana, who shut ’em …

The Mark Bellhorn era appears to be over for the Sox. Rather than harp on the fact that the dude’s bat hopped the last train …

These west coast games are killing me. Take, for example, last night’s horrific loss to the Angels. Around the two-hour mark, I started hallucinating. First, …

Ladies and Gentlemen, for the first and only time in my life, I’m torn between two men. Millar and Olerud. El Bencho and The Magic …

Does it even make sense how good David Ortiz is? It’s like we’re not even watching a human being anymore. It’s actually friggin’ eerie, is …

Losing to the Tigers is bad enough. Dude, spare me all that crap about “these are major league ballplayers… gotta always have your game face …

Superman: Exposure to your yellow sun has granted me a number of unique advantages, including flight, X-ray vision, and the ability to service Hilary and …

The weather in Boston is the only thing hotter than the Sox. Grab a beer, fill up the kiddie pool with ice and plant it …

How ridiculous is this guy? Four hits, two of them homeruns, and six RBI, five of those coming with two outs. Against the team with …

First: Let’s talk RemDawg. The guy gets a contract extension from NESN, ensuring that no one will hunger for lack of Remy for the next …

Looking at the final score, a 16-5 pasting of the Texas Rangers, it’s amazing to realize just how friggin’ exasperating the whole affair was. It …

I know, a win is a win. But is it necessary to raise our blood pressure to dangerous levels, cause corrosive acid to flood our …

[Phone rings at the Millar residence, 2:23am] Bellhorn: Kevin? Millar: Who’s this? Bellhorn: It’s Mark. What’s up? Millar: What the–? Dude, it’s two thirty in …

Good morning, Ladies. I hope you enjoyed your little trip to Minnesota. Nice to see that you actually decided to win a game yesterday. Hope …

From SG reader Jim Brady… For my dad, William G. Brady (1925 – 2001). Like many New England mothers and fathers, he waited. Jim BradyKey …

Good morning. I’m Pietro, the Surviving Grady intern. Red and Denton asked me to come out here this morning and let you know that they’ve …

Alright, let’s be frank. Listening to a game on EEI is just a superior f–king thing. Because I like to get all amped up when …

What is going on in Red Sox Nation? We have two presidents go down in one game: Nixon while swinging the bat and Honest Matt …

Orsillo: Two men on and here’s Aubrey Huff who struck out his first time up. Remy: Any word on how Manny’s doing in New York …

I’ve never been shy about my love of The Gammons. Insightful, passionate, and — unbeknownst to many — looks great in a thong. Also: One …

First of all, forget that 12-DVD bombast with the behind the scenes footage and secret handshakes and supposedly lost footage of Carl Everett and Joe …