Open Letter to the Red Sox: OK, ladies, we’re playing the Kansas City Royals. No more screwing around. If there isn’t a sweep going on …

This is the kinda game we’ve been waiting for all season. When the Sox finally put it all together and just kick-ass mercilessly. It’s like …

This could be the streak we’ve been waiting all season for. That stretch of games where Manny Ramirez makes every pitcher look like a little-leaguer …

With any luck, there won’t be any crazed slashers wearing hockey masks at Fenway tonight. Although with Tavarez on the mound, I guess anything can …

OK, so the Sox lost 3-2 in 13 innings. Relax. It was against one of the three best teams in baseball. It was against a …

If the guy can still play the banjo like he could a few years ago, it may be time to find a couple buddies that …

I gotta admit, I’m the type of guy that is sorta…obsessed…with the Red Sox. And when things go bad, I jump on the players I …

Somebody please tell me that what I saw last night happened only in my mind. That my horrific vision was just a cheap-beer-induced hallucination. Every …

If you were writing a script for a Red Sox ballgame, it would have looked something like last night’s game. The veteran starter comes in …

One hit. That’s all the Sox could muster off this guy in April. And other than a bad start against the Angels, Hernandez has been …

Jerry and D.O. made the announcement during last night’s debacle in Seattle, but I had to scan the web before believing this one. But it’s …

Sometimes things just don’t go as planned. Tom Brady throws an ugly interception, Jennifer Garner rips a rotten-egg fart, and even the 2007 Red Sox …

Ahhh, yes. Step out the front door, close your eyes and take a deep breath. Smell it? You probably don’t recognize it, it’s the smell …

I guess now we know what it takes to get Matsuzaka a win. The offense ain’t gonna help, so it’s all about the $100 million …

Dear Red Sox Batters: Please keep the hits coming and get the Dice Man a much-deserved win. The guy has been pitching his ass off …

Way to ruin a Wednesday, boys. We should have seen this coming from the minute Lugo made his 600th error in the first. You can …

Anybody else see the resemblance? A younger, less cheeky Curt, who actually used a comb once in a while? Anyway, the Schill pitches tonight on …

Randy Johnson stands 6’10” and ugliness oozes out of every pore. Dustin Pedroia stands 5-foot-nothing and needs a step-stool to pee in the big boy’s …

Okay guys, time to stop screwing around. I know you’re not used to being in this position – up by nine games in early June …

Those silly Yankees, will they ever learn? You mess with the Red Sox, they will mess with you. Hard. Mike Lowell took matters into his …

Being at last night’s game was like stepping in a warm, fresh pile of dog crap. Barefoot. The return of Shaky Wake – while never …

I don’t know what it is, but I can’t get fired up for this weekend series with Texas. We’ve got Dice-K, Wake and Tavarez – …

Red Sox – Yankees Toss Across? Un-effing-believable. First of all, who even plays Toss Across? I thought it went out with Creepy Crawlers and headbands. …

How many times has it happened this way? The bats explode – even Wily Mo getting in on the fun – and the Sox hand …

Ahhh, I love the smell of first place in the morning. Even when he Sox are rained out, they gain ground, thanks to my new …

Remember that scene in History of the World: Part I where Moses brings down the commandments? Moses: The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto …

Everybody remembers Grill-Gate, right? Just Manny being Manny. But what are other players selling on eBay? Surviving Grady knows… Dustin Pedroia: Be the proud owner …

It looks like this crap is actually gonna move out and let the boys play tonight. I wonder what goes on with the players while …

I really wish Julian would consider changing the spelling of his last name. Imagine being able to put pictures up of these dudes every five …

Enough said?

You can’t ask for much more out of a team than what you witnessed last night. You get a complete game 6-hitter from your third …

I’m not sure what else there is to say about yesterday’s come-from-behind win that hasn’t been said. The bottom line: Sam Perlozzo crapped himself at …

I hate losing. I don’t care if it’s a Superbowl bet or a game of Crazy 8’s with my 4-year-old niece. I just don’t like …

And Tim Wakefield has been kicking ass in a Red Sox uni since the likes of Beckett and Papelbon were counting hairs on their chests …

Dustin Pedroia’s player card lists him at 5’9″ and 180 pounds. If I had to put money on it, I’d say he’d have a tough …