For the last umpteen years, I’ve had Xander Bogaerts plastered on the studio wall. Fans and viewers of Puppet Red’s videos — yes, all six of you — will recognize it as the all-too-familiar backdrop to his rants.

But, alas, with Xander moving on to the warmer climes of San Diego, we here at SG studios may, too, have to make some big decisions. Do we keep the Xander Fathead as a memory of our favorite Aruban Prince? Do we roll with someone from the current team? Do we go all classic and try to convince the good folks at Fathead to give us a Mark Bellhorn option?

The mind reels. But we will have an answer by Opening Day.