YOU are the stacked-top-to-bottom Red Sox.
THEY are the last-place-in-the-Central-AL Royals.
No more of this not scoring runs bullshit. If the night doesn’t end with Danny Duffy isn’t having his rectum x-rayed to determine the precise point of entry of Ortiz’ bat, I’m going to be massively disappointed.
And now, tonight’s game.
