…the single greatest name to come out of Sox spring training, at least as far as I’m concerned, is Randor Bierd, who spent the 2009 season toiling in Pawtucket.
Can’t you just see that as the handle of the heavy in a James Bond film?
“Who stoll the plutonium?”
“It was Randor Bierd!”
“That f@#king rascal!”
That, my friends, is a name that spells intimidation.