Yeah, I’m talking to you, weather. Screw your punk ass! This game is being played. You hear that? Throw us your best lightning and thunderclaps and black sheets of rain. Don’t matter to me. This game will proceed as planned and the Sox will have their way with the Florida Marlins and nothing that you do is gonna stop that. Even if this game takes place exclusively in my mind, it’s gonna happen. So step off.
UPDATE: Well that’s what I get for picking a fight with the weather. Sox lose, 2-1, in a rain-shortened game.
