From the wife. For Father’s Day. Because she understands.

So, how ’bout this: We trade Shoppach and Youkilis for Beltran, then trade Nomar to Oakland for Zito. On that last one, we’ll throw in Damon as well.

I say sell off the future! Live in the now! It’s not like people will stop coming to Fenway. You could play Kenny Loggins and Fred Durst in the infield and still pack the place.

Maybe not Durst.