No, I’m not talking about this silly-ass blog. I’m talking about baseball. Even if it’s just a couple exhibition games against college kids, today we’re getting new, unscripted, never-before-seen Red Sox baseball. Hot Don-on-Jerry action. A taste of summer while I’m still dodging snowflakes, tossing logs on the fire (not a euphimism) and twisting under the Snuggie (euphimism).

The 1:05 game against Northeastern will not be televised, but the night-cap at 6:05 against Boston College will be large and in charge on NESN. Line-up for the Sox will feature Marco Scutaro, Jeremy Hermida and Adrian Beltre, who, at least on paper, match up pretty well against the Eagles’ Timothy B. Schmidt, Don Felder and Joe Walsh.

It’s Red Sox baseball, people. Take off your pants, open a beer and pledge allegiance to the United States of Orsillo.