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Are you freaking kidding me? 11-0? Did that actually just happen? Screw that. I’m pulling an Eldon Tyrell and wiping this game from my memory …

Folks, I’ve long since abandoned any aspirations of appearing on the cover of GQ. So trust me when I say, I know lousy photos. And, …

The big man has spoken. And, according to today’s Herald, his marching orders for his teammates are as follows: “Win games, win games, win games.” …

Earlier this week, during a perfectly innocent Google search for the name of Jon Lester’s fiancee, I inadvertently stumbled upon a blog. This blog, it …

Imagine walking into the ballpark to see your crappy team, and suddenly you’re fifty grand richer and have season tickets? That’s exactly what happened to …

As much as they’ve been giving us fits, the very fact that the Rays are still relevant after May 1 is one of the more …

The first rule of Fight Club is that we do not talk about Fight Club. And in this case, “Fight Club” loosely translates to “last …

Tonight’s line-up card is out: 1. Jacoby Ellsbury, RF2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B3. David Ortiz, DH4. Kevin Youkilis, 3B5. Jason Bay, LF6. Jed Lowrie, SS7. Jeff …

Some baseball players were just meant to look like filthy degenerates. Kevin Youkilis is one of them. Can you even recall that there was a …

Dear sirs: I received your most recent letter, threatening certain and swift legal action if I do not surrender payment in the amount of twenty …

Long before America’s Favorite Offensive Liability, Jason Varitek, was crowned Cap’n, there was only one man fit to wear the title: Captain Carl Yastrzemski. Although …

Dustin Pedroia shocked a lot of people last season. He was just a little guy with a big swing having a great season. Then he …

These days, every time Jon Lester takes the mound, I’m reminded of that blurb I read in ESPN: The Magazine’s 2008 baseball preview issue: “Jon …

Tonight, our Feel Good Story takes on the O’s Feel Good Story as Jon Lester faces Jeremy Guthrie. What’s so feel-goody about Guthrie, you may …

In no particular order: — 2004: The Lost Footage: Throughout the 2004 playoffs and post-championship pomp, you guys pretty much videotaped every move the team …

When Roy Halladay’s locked in, opposing pitchers have little margin for error. Last night, he was, limiting the Sox to 7 hits. On the flipside, …

If the game had been played Friday night, Alex Rios would have been sitting on the bench. Cito Gaston changed the line-up for Saturday, and …

It’s Friday night, you’ve got three pounds of red meat on the grill and a case of Natty Lite on ice, and the game gets …

Unless the guy has a syringe hanging out of his ass when he takes the mound at Fenway tonight, my guess is Paul Byrd will …

…I’d be perfectly happy to see the Chicago Cubs do it. Just sayin’.

Just when I thought the Sox would be lost without Manny in the line-up, they’ve gone positively batshit over the last few games, scoring nine …

Or their sons. Seems like big trouble in little Bronx, as the Yankees chances for the post-season, and that elusive 27th ring, fade like a …

The thing about cancer is that it doesn’t give a shit who you are or how old you are or who you know or how …

Remy, THE GAMMONS and DO, testing OSHA’s limits for the amount of unregulated awesome allowed in one booth. Today, I had the fries. Yeah, I …

Typically, when the Sox put up double digits in the first inning, my first reaction is, “Save some of those runs, motherflippers! Bank ’em for …

It seems the latest Buchholz start combined with Wake going on the DL have pushed the Red Sox to desperate measures. For the second year …

With my newfound hobbies–petty larceny, vintage soda bottle collecting, clockin’ the hos–I’ll admit I may not be giving the Sox the undivided attention that they …

Okay, not “terror” as in people rushing madly into the streets, arms flailing, eyes spun wide with fear and madness as if they’ve just been …

Driving home from New Hampshire last night, after watching the Sox drop another to Chicago, I pulled off the highway for a lemonade Coolatta (which, …

Wake on the DL, Lowell doing his Lugo impression, Clay being Clay… This is better than talking about yesterday’s game.

Remember the hype? The controversy over the $51 million spent just to talk to the guy? Next came the hushed whispers of the secret pitch, …

Thursday night the Rays lost a game – to the likes of Seattle no less – giving the Sox a shot at cutting a half …

Despite all the shits and giggles we like to dispense with, Denton and I are, at least part of the time, upstanding citizens within our …

::on phone:: Yeah, so I’m feeling pretty good, Terry, and I figure I’ll be back any day now to– ::knock at door:: Hold on a …

The good folks at Bigelow Tea sent us a link to this video, which shows Wally the Green Monster getting his bag on. Noteworthy for …