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Hideki Okajima took that worn out baseball cliche literally and ran the Honolulu Marathon. A good effort, but he should stick to pitching: Okajima finished …

A.J. Burnett, who looks like he could play Bronson Arroyo’s older, slightly unhinged brother in a made-for-cable movie, is going to the Yankees. And the …

I can’t be the only one who misses Tina Cervasio. Can’t be.

With no compelling baseball news to report, I give you the Santa Speedo Run. Enjoy.

Sure, I stole the headline from a movie title, but that’s different. This guy is a blogger and stole the headline from me, also a …

Well, now that they’ve got Mike Mussina Jason Giambi A-Rod The Big Unit Johnny Damon Bobby Abreu Carl Pavano CC Sabathia A.J. Burnett, the Yankees …

As I understand it, the one on the far left will be for home games, second from left is a sort of “St. Patrick’s Day”-“Mother’s …

Baseball’s Winter Meetings come to an end today. New York teams made notable scores with the Mets grabbing K-Rod and the Yankees opening the vault …

Am I the only one who doesn’t mind this new “socks” logo that is allegedly going to be unveiled this Thursday? Hell, as part of …

The news that the Sox will be unveiling new unis and today’s release of The Dark Knight on DVD got me thinking–perhaps a bit too …

By declining arbitration, Jason Varitek is one step closer to the door. Apparently Scott Boras is hard at work creating a market for an aging …

We’re done with Tony Bennett and Andy Williams and that Sinatra fellow at my house. After hearing Remy tear through “Sleigh Ride,” everything else is …

This isn’t exactly breaking news, but since we hate the Yankees around here, it’s worth a post. A-Rod was spotted at a Madonna concert recently, …

Sometimes you get those e-mails that you just don’t wanna open. You know, the ones with subject lines like “WRITING FROM SIBERIA WITH LOVE AND …

Or your heart. Or, perhaps, an ankle. Or that old pair of trousers you’re not using anymore. He’s not really picky. He’d just like to …

To those of you who chose not to go ahead with that Bob Zupcic tattoo across your testicles, Red Sox Nation thanks you for officially …

Folks, I don’t watch a lot of Boston Legal. But I happened to catch the opening of tonight’s episode, in which William Shatner’s character is …

Hey, it’s the offseason and the first day back to the grind after a major holiday. The perfect time for one of those impossibly lazy …

Before he wore crazy, seizure-inducing outfits, Jim Rice hit home runs. Lots of ’em.

The Red Sox have been doing a little shopping of their own, and may be close to a deal with Junichi Tazawa . The 22-year-old …

Today, the stores and local malls will be packed with every form of lowlife. I’m talking wall-to-wall drunks, lunatics and Peabo Bryson fans. Why subject …

That my kids are healthy, happy, love the Red Sox and already understand the infield fly rule. And that while my mental health is always …

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There was a time when I wanted my last great train ride to the sky to be in the KISS casket. That was before I …

I understand (to a point) why fans collect sports memorabilia, I have some of my own. But I guess I draw the line at wanting …

What is the Yankee rotation going to look like in 2009? Mike Mussina announced his retirement. Andy Pettitte is a free agent. The holy trinity …

I know Red already said his goodbyes to Coco, but I’m gonna miss him too. In a completely sports-fan, hetero, manly kind of way I …

NESN has always been something of a cruel mistress. First, they got me all tangled up in Tina C before whisking her away almost as …

It all began with Cocopalooza. Replacing Johnny Damon–a bona fide cult hero during his time with the Sox and a dude who put up some …

A couple years back, I was on a business trip to Las Vegas. I know what you’re thinking–oh, sure, Red. I bet you got a …

Honestly, there’s no one I enjoy watching play the game more than the Elf Himself. And when he was named the AL MVP yesterday, my …

The American League MVP winner will be announced today, and I have to be honest, I haven’t a clue who is going to win. In …

Derek Lowe? Back in Boston? He can’t be serious. Or can he? Whatever the case, it’s a topic worthy of a Throwdown. So Denton and …

My family and loved ones understand that once baseball season kicks in, I’m like Reed Richards falling into the Negative Zone: completely incommunicado, emerging only …