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Justin Masterson — or J-Mast, as he is known in certain hip hop circles — always seemed like a pretty nice fella while he was …

Red Sox win, continuing their summer revival and keeping pace with the Rays and Cranks, who also won. But the big story tonight was Tim …

Actually, I have no bloody idea if Wake and Masterson were buds when they shared time on the Sox. Or if they’re enemies now. I …

If I told you the Red Sox starter went eight shut-out  innings, gave up just four hits and two walks while striking out five, and the …

I found it kinda funny that the sad sack Orioles actually have a guy on their team named Will Ohman, which sounds dangerously close to …

I’ve only been to the Promised Land a few times. And by “Promised Land,” of course, I mean the box seats along Fenway’s third base …

A sweep of the Orioles? Yeah, that’d be nice. Especially since the last time we came around Camden Yards, we got swept away like yesterday’s …

In recognition of Conan O’Brien’s two-night stand at the Wang, we present this vid of him and Andy entertaining the troops at Google. Chosen specifically …

As Denton and I have noted several times over the past seven seasons, this site was born as a form of therapy — a way …

When your mascot hits the bottle, you know your team has problems. After getting taken behind the woodshed by the Yankees, the Orioles now get …

Celtics – Lakers. A rivalry as intense as Sox – Yankees but played for the championship. Twenty-seven seconds into the game, Pierce and Artest were …

For me, the big takeaway from last night’s botched call that robbed Armando Galarraga of a perfect game is how well Galarraga seemed to take …

Wow. Where do I begin? The Red Sox grab another win behind a walk-free Dice-K outing. Matsuzaka went six-and-two-thirds giving up three earned (all in …

Daisuke, I can’t say anything bad about your first couple years with the Sox. You ate barrels of money but won 33 games and helped …

Before the start of the season, John Lackey said he’s always happy to sit down and “have a beer with a guy.” So I’m hoping …

Write this down, people: A hard rain is gonna fall tonight. All over the Oakland A’s. Tonight’s game — now scheduled to begin at 7:30pm …

There’s nothing I dig more than a walk-off home run at Fenway Park, punctuated by a massive pile-up at home plate. But I’ve often wondered …

When we’re through whispering about steroids and creaky knees and how much hitting in front of Manny meant to him… When we’re tired of administering …

After taking 5-out-of-6 from the Rays and Phillies, it’s surreal to be sitting here talking about Jon Lester trying to pitch the Sox to s …

Did we just witness the 2010 Cy Young winner beating the 2009 Cy Young winner? Based on the way Buchholz has pitched his last four …

Look, humans, I hate to break it to you. But your 2010 Boston Red Sox are a .500 team. Simple as that. There will be …

Gary Coleman, famous for his role of Arnold Jackson on Different Strokes, died at the age of 42. Only in reruns will we ever hear …

For anyone wondering how long it would be until Kevin Millar got Jim Rice to loosen up on NESN’s pregame show, the answer is… about …

We’ve seen this happen before: The Sox make hay against a couple awesome teams, only to get rolled by a sub-.500 dweller. And tonight, with …

Dude? Are you serious? You get sweet seats to a game between heated AL East rivals and you spend the entire time fine-tuning the PowerPoint …

Adrian Beltre homered twice off of Matt Garza, had four hits, drove in six runs, and was a double shy of hitting for the cycle. …

Dude, I know you’ve got some Texas-sized anger inside of you. I’ve seen it come out on the Fenway mound, when you were wearing an …

Is this the same f#$king team I was watching in April? The names may be the same, but the players have clearly been double-dosing on …

Apparently, even famous people have to pay for their season tickets.

Lester, Delcarmen, Bard and Papelbon teamed up to one-hit the once-mighty Tampa Rays. The Sox scored two runs courtesy of His Papiness and it would …

The worst thing about Darnell McDonald being DFA’d by the Sox to make room for Mike Cameron is that I never got a chance to …

Last weekend, I mocked Daisuke and Wakefield prior to their respective showdowns with the Phillies. In response, they turned in great performances. Yesterday, I took …

The last time the Sox faced the Rays this season, they blew us up like the goddam Death Star, plating 24 runs to our 9 …

Let me get this straight: Last night, Daisuke Matsuzaka comes close to no-hitting the reigning NL champions, and then this afternoon, Shakey Wakey’s knuckler holds …

Apparently, I should be dissing Daisuke more often. Because a few hours after my post equating watching his starts with a root canal, the guy …