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Win or lose, Clay goes home to that after the game. But we don’t, so I’d like a win, please. Last night was another head-scratcher …

We got the trifecta of bad vibes last night, as the Sox dropped one to the Giants, a new film with the talent-free Rob Schneider …

Before all the military people get crazy on me, I’m using the word “hero” in baseball terms only. So chill. This season has been a …

Dustin Pedroia is a f#$king animal. End of story. Despite the Red Sox’ best efforts to blow last night’s game, the Elf almost single-handedly threw …

Just when you thought the Red Sox were going to hang a “for sale” sign around Scenic Lowell’s neck — just so other MLB teams …

Lowell, MA (June 14, 2010)- The fifth annual Jason Varitek Celebrity Putt-Putt tournament is scheduled to take place on July 1,2010 at the Tsongas Center …

Yes, it hurts to run one of the NL’s best pitchers out of the game only to let things slip away in the final frame. …

Youk is on the bench tonight, which means we’re losing the critical “sweaty bearded guy” edge that carried us through the 2007 World Series. But …

Nobody is safe from the anti-Sox campaign being waged by Yankee supporters, the Foundation In Favor Of Baby Seal Clubbing, and the Lou Bega Fan Club. The …

True class…

Yankees down 6-1 in the 4th. Sox could be within a half-game by morning. I’ll let Mungo Jerry take it from here…

I’m always willing to admit when I’m wrong. The paisley dinner jacket? Bad idea. My spec script for Dwight Evans: Radioactive Commodities Broker (which I …

Happy Father’s Day!

My dad took me to my first Sox game when I was eight years old. He bought me a hot dog, a Coke, and a …

Manny wasn’t the only former Sox in the house last night; Roger Clemens was strategically positioned in the Monster Seats, drink in hand, listening device …

Yup. Our thanks to the Dodgers, Mets and Marlins.

I know a lot of people in the US aren’t big soccer fans, but I had the opportunity to skip work and watch the USA …

There’s been a lot of talk this week about how the fans will react when Manny returns to Fenway tonight. I can’t believe there’d be …

The Lakers took 21 free throws in the fourth quarter to the Celtics’  six. Do the math. It’s all Red Sox, all the time going …

As I watched the Elf knock one out last night to put the Sox up by two in the very first inning, I was already …

I don’t think anybody really knew what Joe Morgan meant when he said “six, two and even.” Hell, I don’t think Walpole Joe had much …

Jon Lester goes for win number eight, and with a little help from 70-year-old Jamie Moyer, hope to gain some ground in the AL East. …

For every person in the world, there must be a polar opposite. Why? How the f%&k should I know? Save your questions for Dennis Quaid …

Man, I’ve hated the Diamondbacks ever since that cheap-ass stunt they pulled back in ’78, when infielder Lolly Hernandez roughed-up Sox hurler Bill Campbell at …

High on the “things that suck” list for me is having an off-day after a loss. Today was no exception. A day after a ragtag …

I’m sure I’m misreading this, but every time I see John Henry’s young bride on the town with her mister, I get the vibe of …

Honestly, after a trip up a mountain (serious), a nasty hangover and the bitter taste of today’s Sox loss still in my mouth, I don’t …

If this is the best the National League can offer us — and I base that solely on the Phillies’ status as reigning NL champs …

Weather permitting, Dice-K Matsuzaka puts his 15-inning scoreless streak to the test against the fading Phillies. I harken you back to May 22nd, when Dice-K …

I was at an elaborately upscale work-endorsed shindig last night, quaffing free booze and horrifying every woman in attandance with my patented “white guy shuffle.” …

At the rate Adrian Beltre is taking out Red Sox outfielders, we may need Mr. T in the line-up: “Beltre is going to take out …

Once again, the Red Sox managed to make a crappy team look good. After Yo-Adrian homered in the ninth to give the Sox the lead, …

While NESN lawyers scurry to get a restraining order filed against Red, whose probation officer has apparently not updated him on the severity of stalking …

So the other day I’m flipping through the Sox pre-game on NESN — something I don’t do as often as I should these days — …

Honestly, I can’t. And I’ll tell you why: 1) His name isn’t “Roger Clemens.” 2) He is, as I mentioned in the previous, overly-presumptuous post, …