For anyone that has ever complained about going to Fenway to watch a game, please read. Give me cramped, overpriced seats that face the wrong way over having to watch a team that stoops to this:
MIAMI (AP) — The Florida Marlins are looking for a few good men. Specifically, very large men. The team is hosting auditions tomorrow for baseball’s first all-male, all-obese cheerleading squad: the Manatees.
They say they want “big bellies with the biggest jiggle, big feet with the best dance moves and enthusiasm that will rock Marlins fans out of their seats.”
Imagine what they are going to get for try-outs? People who are not only obese but also Marlin fans, not exactly a winning combination.
