When you’re Carlton Fisk, you don’t wonder where your next piece of tail is coming from. You simply sit back and wait for it.

Anyway, the news of Foulke going to the Indians got me thinking of which Sox player looked the strangest in a non-Boston uni. For me, it comes down to a tie between Roger Clemens vaccuum-packed into the Toronto uniform, and Fisk in White Sox garb. And, mind you, Fisk was a ChiSock during those turbulent, from-black-and-white-mesh-to-this-monstrosity years.

So, yeah. It hurt.