Pettitte can’t get out of the fifth! Mariano can’t get out of the ninth (and was lifted for — oh, the humanity — Mike Myers)! Abreau, A-Rod, Matsui and Dougie pulling 0-fers! Daisuke rising above a bad inning and the angry mob of a crowd to get the win! The Yankees dropping their seventh in a row in their house at our hands! The NY press calling for Torre’s head!
Let’s face it, the only person who isn’t smiling this morning is George Steinbrenner.
Oh, and probably Vladmir Putin. That sneaky bastard.
