I don’t watch the soaps. I’m too busy working, chasing tail, drinking from a big-ass jug labelled “XXX” and performing community service. But our pal Barbara tipped us to this bit of news from soaps.com that claims none other than Jacoby Ellsbury will have some kinda walk-on cameo thing on the June 18 episode of Days of Lives. Check the link here and scroll down to about the fifth or sixth entry.

Again, I don’t watch soaps, so I can’t attest to the accuracy or veracity. But it may be worth setting the ol’ DVR just in case. If I can remember how it works.