The good folks at Bigelow Tea sent us a link to this video, which shows Wally the Green Monster getting his bag on. Noteworthy for being the second time I’ve heard a grown woman utter the line, “Wally, you’re getting me wet…” (the first, of course, being that embarassing trip to Fenway with my fresh-outta-rehab Aunt Belinda).

Meanwhile, the Sox keep beating up on the Royals, which reassures me that the Earth has been restored to its proper axis.

More later, once I shake off the hangover.